the rules

• uninvited shall be shot at sight.
• participants shall be asked for a financial contribution. there shall be no exceptions at this.
• dress code is japanese kimono, yukata or jimbe. if an exception should be made, you better present a good reason.
• i and no other who cannot best me may lead the hot sake course.
• whoever fires a rocket without leave shall go up into the sky and fetch it back.
• noone may shoot at the dj, whatever the reason. otherwise punishing him for a major offense shall be tolerated.
• noone may drink neither champagne nor sekt before midnight. no, alexa, not even you. if you have inquiries about why this is so, look at the second rule.